Heidi Montag Is One Drink Away From Banging You [Leak Of The (yester)day]

Here’s a great post:
ARTIST: Heidi Montag
SONG: “One More Drink”
WEB DEBUT: July 1, 2008
ONE-LISTEN VERDICT: Hills star Heidi Montag may have aspirations toward the lucrative Christian-pop scene, but for now she’s…

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Heidi Montag’s “Fashion” Isn’t That Bad [We’ve Heard Worse]

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Bloggers have been pretty quick to declare “Fashion,” the new single from Hills star Heidi Montag, the worst song of the year, if not ever. “This is no more a real song or a real stab at a music…

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“Rolling Stone” To Readers: Buy This Magazine Or We’ll Have To Figure Out More Ways To Pander To Non-Music Fans While Subtly Making Fun Of Our Cover Subjects [Sigh]

Amber wrote to us about:
One would think that RS’ head honchos would have held the $25k-a-throw hooker story for pairing with the inevitable Ashley Alexandra Dupre cover, but I guess desperate times call for desperate…

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Britney and Heidi: The Story Gets Stranger [Wtf Redux]

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Well, either someone’s not telling the truth about Monday’s Britney Spears/Heidi Montag musical trainwreck/duet or someone is editing our troubled celebrities together in duet tracks that were never…

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Britney Spears Drops New Single, Falls Even Further Into Post-Post-Postmodern Hell [Wtf]

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A new Britney Spears song just premiered on Ryan Seacrest’s soon-to-be-nationwide radio show, and for some reason Britney, who still has a whole album’s worth of good dance-pop tunes to release to…

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TGIF teen queen gossip daily double: Heidi … [Heidi Montag]

Came across this today:
TGIF teen queen gossip daily double: Heidi Montag–which is a thing that apparently appears on the MTV?–released her “debut pop music video” last week. Somehow we missed this momentous occasion. But…

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