The Hard Rock Amusement Park Is Apparently Open [Does The Life In The Fast Lane Ride Comes With Free Cocaine?]

This is interesting:
Hard Rock Park, Myrtle Beach’s own amusement-park tribute to the sound of rock and roll, officially opened yesterday. This was a little confusing to me—I could have sworn it had opened…

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The Hard Rock Amusement Park Is Apparently Open [Does The Life In The Fast Lane Ride Come With Free Cocaine?]

Carl sent us a link to this:
Hard Rock Park, Myrtle Beach’s own amusement-park tribute to the sound of rock and roll, officially opened yesterday. This was a little confusing to me—I could have sworn it had opened…

The entire post can be seen here.

So while Maura’s off at SXSW or Margaritaville … [Hard Rock Park]

Larry emailed us this:
So while Maura’s off at SXSW or Margaritaville or wherever the hell she’s going this spring, I’m being sent to Myrtle Beach in June for the opening of the Hard Rock Park, the long-awaited rock-themed…

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